Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
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Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
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Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords
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Russell Brand Messiah Complex
Wisdom.
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
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